Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex - Kristen Schaal & Rich Blomquist

Non-Fiction

Rating: 7/10

Why would I even attempt to describe this book when the jacket copy doe’s such an excellent job?  A rare occurrence to be sure, this reader cannot begin to count the number of times she has been left befuddled about how that synopsis even remotely relates to the book I am reading.  But I digress…

“Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren’t instantly good at it you probably never will be, and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. 

Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors.

But beware—this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back. 

Once absorbed, the wisdom contained cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn’t involve constant …well you get it.” 

This is a filthy and funny book with lots of beautiful illustrations and visuals that will assist you in…let’s call them your endeavors.   

A few hilarious highlights to look forward to:

The Hall Of Famers – the greatest lovers throughout history with details of everything from their signature pick-up lines to craziest hookups.

Masturpiece Theatre – little role-playing skits for one.

How To Be A Bad Girl – a step by step guide…

Take A Role In The Hay – a guide to role playing with your partner.

Urban Legends – all those crazy stories demystified.

Book Pairing(s): Princesses Behaving Badly by Linda Rodriquez, Dead Famous by Greg Jenner, What If by Randall Munroe